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This is a sporking journal for the kingdom of J-rock. The sporks of such monstrosities as the fanfics written in this category are to take place here. If you are of weak mind or body please do not join. Because however unfortunate we are not as kind as you would like...

What are we about? The sporking of any bad Jrock fanfic, no matter how bizarre, disturbing, cliche or famous it may be. We show no distinction between unknown authors and popular ones; we call each fanfic as we see them. We will not hold vendettas, and it is not our policy to re-spork a previously-sporked author.

Please remember that all of our sporking is done purely for fun. We do not do it to harm any author, but merely to entertain. All we hope is that, at the end of the day, we produced some good laughs. If you still feel the need to decry us as internet bitches or even spork our own work, we will not stop you. However, please be aware that if you come here and act like a wanker or troll, you will be treated as such.

This journal follows the same rules as all other sporking communities: We will always credit the fanfiction's original author. We will never reproduce their entire fanfiction without their permission. All of the Jrock characters, places and objects named do not belong to us. They are the property of The actual people and bands (plus record labels), exclusively. No profit is being made from these parodies.








Owners/ Fanbrats:

kissme_deadly_x
whynottellme



Ratings

- TERRIBLE! AWFUL AWFUL FANFIC! We would just like to apologise to everyone everwhere for this sort of fic! You make Miyavi, the king of J-rock cry! ;_;

- BAD! You are Saga worthy. And trust us. That is no compliment. He is considered a self centered egotistical prick by fandom standards. And this fic is labeled as such. The fic itself has both grammatical and spacing issues, it needs to be beta'd and then re-beta and then rinse and repeat.

- TOO MUCH SEX! This if for any worthwhile p0rn fic sporked. Honestly, we've bleached and rebleached our brains and all we get is this sick twisted creation. You get a Gackt. Congrats.

- You make Kai smile. Then again, who doesn't? Fail at life. The type of fanfic that can't seem to keep in character.

- KOHTA, you have a Kohta. I think that speaks for itself...We're even sorry for you. This type of fics grammar is just so rocky it hurts the fic. Tense changes are ahead.

SPORKERS

- MIYAVI DESU! That's right kids! He's not only the icon to the journal, he's also in every sporking we've ever had! Miyavi is king of Jrock and for good reason. Some say it's arguable that Gackt is more well known but Miyavi doesn't seem to agree so we just accept this truth. Miyavi is a rocker king, best described as the Japanese Elvis Presley. He attends the sporkings mainly to watch his fellow Jrockers sit and suffer. What a guy, eh?

- Gackt! Who doesn't know this big hulking guy's name? Gackt is the annual "pretty boy" around the Jrock world and although some think he can't sing he certainly can hold a Pr0n sporking together. No one has ever escaped. Be afraid.

- Saga works in the sporkings at times for Miyavi. His job is to more or less keep the sporkers in the theater.

- Tora has much the same job as Saga. Keeping the sporkers in the theater. But he tends to be unable to stop himself from sporking parts every now and then. Especially grammatical errors.

- alice nine. who doesn't love the little princes of Jrock? Even if Tora is in the hospital. No sir, alice nine. knows how to spork and do it with heads held high...Or Hiroto threatening to burn down the theater, whichever.

- The Gazette, known as THE PRESS thanks to the band name, they tend to go into sporkings with a not so enthused mood. Complaints and Aoi's laptop macros will follow.

- Pierrot, yeah, so the band is disbanded? Annnnd? What? You expected us to lay off? Tough. In fact, they are probably the most violent group to keep in a theater...Well, next to Dir En Grey.

- Dir En Grey, DEAL WITH IT. Dir En Grey sporkings tend to be so sarcastic you can melt in them. We would just like to apologise to Shinya for locking him in there with them.

Soon to come?

Nightmare.
Despair's Ray.
12012.
Renter En Soi.
And so on.


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